Cute boy in class:can I have a piece of paper?
Me:sure *hands him a marriage certificate*
chvrizard:

unclefather:

this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever

Every time I see this picture it has a different caption and they just keep getting better and better
hello-alva:

 

unfriendly black hotties
annaxbeth:

booksandwildthings:

swagbat:

how game of thrones should end

#khal drogo just #descends from the heavens #on a flaming stallion #punches everyone in the face #and sits his fine dothraki ass down on the iron throne #until daenerys shows up #then he stands #dusts the seat off a bit #and steps aside for his khaleesi


Ugh 😍
You knew I was fragile, but you fucking dropped me anyway. - You left a mess (via psychedelicl0ser)
That Florida livin’
praatpaal:

make-out-take-out:

Pumpkin Cheesecake Snickerdoodles

LORD.

drdavidbrinner:

A message to everyone who’s ever sent me anon love

the next time you get a snack out of a vending machine I hope the thingy  goes for too long and you get TWO instead

(Source: megachikorita)

disowns:

when he giving good dick and suddenly pulls out

image

(Source: disowns)

wnslw:

I want this on a shirt