Next time I start to develop a crush on someone please just punch me in the face instead
IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU GOTTA GET away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly
- compliments can make their day
- kiss their neck and they will probably fuck you
This is literally all there is to know
roll ur sleeves up always roll ur sleeves up
Watch Mean Girls enough to quote it and all your troubles will dissipate.
Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name
shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with
shout out to the people youve fucked before but you can still be just friends with
On a scale of cuddles to rough sex i need everything on the fucking scale.