Seven days without love make one weak.

cleverstarkidurl: when people complain about great gatsby spoilers THE BOOK HAS BEEN OUT FOR 88...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:28:37 -0400

cleverstarkidurl:

when people complain about great gatsby spoilers

THE BOOK HAS BEEN OUT FOR 88 YEARS

improving-for-good: why weigh yourself when you could set yourself on fire then roll in broken...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:24:10 -0400

improving-for-good:

why weigh yourself when you could set yourself on fire then roll in broken glass and feel the same way

whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:22:59 -0400

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

kianlawley: amoureuux: blooberrykari: OH MY GOD WHOEVER...

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:42:43 -0400

kianlawley:

amoureuux:

blooberrykari:

OH MY GOD WHOEVER THOUGHT OF THIS IS THE MOST INGENIOUS PERSON ALIVE THANK YOU

hey ur welcome!!!!!!

not gay but i fully support gay marriage, do what makes you happy & dont let anybody take that away from you <3

obeseblackguy: the iguana is just like ok

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:23:12 -0400

obeseblackguy:

the iguana is just like

ok

Photo

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:17:34 -0400

askradicalgoodspeed: tomhiddleston-h: We’re all going to be...

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:07:38 -0400

askradicalgoodspeed:

tomhiddleston-h:

We’re all going to be like

the odds were never in our favor

poopflow: ah yes i have finally found it the g spot

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:19:38 -0400

poopflow:

ah yes i have finally found it

the g spot

Photo

Mon, 13 May 2013 17:17:54 -0400

sexcake: sees a hot boy

Sun, 12 May 2013 09:04:39 -0400

sexcake:

*sees a hot boy*

Have you realized that your age is the number of times you've been around the sun.

Sun, 12 May 2013 08:55:39 -0400

lolzpicx:

cancune: If a guy stares at your boobs just stare at his dick. Maybe squint a little bit

Sat, 11 May 2013 12:12:19 -0400

cancune:

If a guy stares at your boobs

just stare at his dick.

Maybe squint a little bit

These shorts make me look supaaaa tan.

Fri, 10 May 2013 10:46:12 -0400

These shorts make me look supaaaa tan.

a-tolkien-for-your-thoughts: xdroox: toinfinityandbeyonce: me...

Fri, 10 May 2013 10:26:41 -0400

a-tolkien-for-your-thoughts:

xdroox:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

me on my way to steal your man

“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”

i WA S LAUGHING SO HARD I COULDNT EVNE REBLOG FOR A FEW MINUTES

basedona10000caloriediet: kinzilauren: maarkhoppus: caucasianandwhite: maarkhoppus: fall out...

Fri, 10 May 2013 10:20:46 -0400

basedona10000caloriediet:

kinzilauren:

maarkhoppus:

caucasianandwhite:

maarkhoppus:

fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006

i wasnt even alive in 2006

why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr

#oh hi im helen #oh you live in milwaukee? #oh i’m sorry #ohhh...

Fri, 10 May 2013 10:13:58 -0400

#oh hi im helen #oh you live in milwaukee? #oh i’m sorry #ohhh have you met lillian? #ohh she’s my best friend #ohhh we’ve only known each other for five minutes #ohhh ohhh

50shadesofwweh: Getting called cute by someone whos cute

Fri, 10 May 2013 09:58:44 -0400

50shadesofwweh:

Getting called cute by someone whos cute

brttny32194: joyouscatus: yui-art: what do u mean this gift...

Thu, 09 May 2013 12:00:06 -0400

brttny32194:

joyouscatus:

yui-art:

what do u mean this gift is not for me?

my heart is broken

i’m cry

omf it gets even sadder when he drags it away from him

i dont care if that kitten is ripping out your kidney

give him the fucking thing

sweetdez: detrea: fuckyeahhugsandkisses: a-little-insane: the best part about being the little...

Thu, 09 May 2013 10:12:34 -0400

sweetdez:

detrea:

fuckyeahhugsandkisses:

a-little-insane:

the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk

The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt

The best part about the big spoon as that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.

Three types of people

a-modest-mans-only-rebel-son: BUT WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT...

Thu, 09 May 2013 10:08:12 -0400

a-modest-mans-only-rebel-son:

BUT WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT BOB SAGETS TWEETS HE IS 56 YEARS OLD.

hahah bob saget. the man is the complete opposite of what he plays on full house.